Giiiiiiiiirrrrrllll, pleaseYour Ms Jay is showing.

Giiiiiiiiirrrrrllll, pleaseYour Ms Jay is showing.

Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower.
Meiosis Manipulation
User can control the production of sex cells of either sex, on others regardless of the gender and the user themselves.
Pegasus Physiology
The ability to gain abilities of a Pegasus. Sub power of Equid Mimicry and Mythical Bestiary.
Energy Propulsion
The power to use energy to propel oneself to fly. A sub power of Energy Manipulation and a combination ofElemental Wing Manifestation and Jet Propulsion.Fuck yeah i’m a Mew.
The power to gain enhancements from good, evil, and/or neutral people or entities.
…but what does that mean
Supernatural Beauty
The power to be supremely beautiful and use it to affect others.
Enhanced Leadership
The ability to possess remarkable skills as a leader. More of a skill than an actual power. Related power to Enhanced Charisma.
THIS IS NOT EVEN A REAL POWER, OKAY. I’M MORE LIKE A CHEERLEADER.
Destruction; The ability to unmake, and destroy everything, into total nothingness.
Come at me.
(Source: professorsteel)
Popular songs as minimalist pictograms by graphic designer Viktor Hertz. Best thing since those pictogram flowcharts of famous lives and minimalist takes on classic fairy tales.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
(Source: saocore)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
Hello everyone!
I just recently got everything together to open my new shop, Aya Charms! It would mean so much to me if you would take a second of your time to skip on over and check it out, follow the new tumblr blog for shop updates, or just reblog to help me get the word out!
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
Well, North Carolina is prepared. Every other house hold in my area owns a rifle, I own a variety of blunt objects and machetes, and I can run two miles in under 15 minutes. Also I own cool boots.
u-ok:
GOOOOOOOOOOOD
omg omg
REBLOG BUTTON IS BROKEN NOW
SUCH PERFECTION
Oh, I’ve been wanting to use this one for a while…(credit to whoever made it after that way too short interview…)
NO NO NO, THEY’RE COSPLAYING THIS;
THE INTERNET IS OVER! EVERYONE CAN GO HOME!
OH MYG ODK
YESYESYESYESYES
MEanwhile homestucks in the background
Impressive
Okay, so I’m not a fan of genuine attention whores. But does anyone realize that the “Tumblr” girl is the complete attention whore here? Seriously, special snowflake syndrome anyone? Just because a girl tans and uses Facebook doesn’t mean she’s a shitty girl. Fuck, get over yourselves already.
thats the point
Someone’s a grumpy guss.
(Source: neocarleen)
the notes holy shit
omfg why
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ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
need to find this.
I would get a bunch of these printed out an hand them around to random people on the street.
This is an excellent idea. Currently looking into Vistaprint options.
(Source: pmaalllday)
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